Die jokes
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Die.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.