Die Jokes

if i die does my depression die with me?

They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)

-You die of laughter.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc

This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room

My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes

I get jealous when my phone dies

The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye

Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself. It's really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot

They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!

the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak

Al fayed’s son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts ‘ you stupid cunt ‘ The driver says ‘ Watch Boss? ‘ Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL