Die jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"