Iraqi Suicide Hotline

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. See, Iraq's been through it, right? War, conflict, the whole shebang. So, when our genius here calls a suicide hotline there, the person on the other end ain't thinkin' 'bout saving lives. Nah, they're thinkin', "Hey, another driver for the cause!" Because in a war zone, a truck driver is more valuable than a dude not wanting to live. You probably think ketchup is spicy, huh?