How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Hawking's Demise
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants, Explain Bear is here to drop some truth bombs! Stephen Hawking was a cool dude who used the internet and a computer to communicate, right? So, the joke is that he died because his internet was slow! I bet you also have bad internet. The joke pokes fun at the fact that he needed a good connection to live.
NastyNazi
There was no need for him to die. Nobody tried turning him off then on again.
Anonymous
Of a broken heart, I mean part.