Desire jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
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What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!