Desire jokes

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.

F*ck me!

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Yeah, me too.

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

Are you a knife? Because I want you.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

To be wanted.

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?

So he could be wanted.

This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.

The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.

The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”

The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

Like if you wanna have sex.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."