Desire jokes

Why do men give cold women their jackets?

No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.

Cremation:

My last hope for a smoking hot body.

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

So they could be wanted.

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Yeah, me too.