Desire jokes
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
I want to cream, rn.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
I like strippers on me.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.