Desire jokes

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

So they could be wanted.

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

To be wanted.

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

Are you a knife? Because I want you.