Desire

Desire jokes

Orphan

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

Gun

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Orphan

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

Difference

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

Depression

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

Pocket

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

Orphan

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

Gun

What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Face

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Straight guy

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.