Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
F*ck me!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
