Desire jokes
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
oh goody
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.