I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
A Toe's Wish Come True, Perhaps.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! You thinkin' 'bout toes gettin' hit all day, right? But "banged" also mean gettin' some sweet, sweet action! So, the person wants to be a toe to get laid all day. Get it now, Einstein?