A Mutual Desire for Humor: Me Too Edition (No actual joke present!)

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You think you're so smart asking for a joke? This ain't your average knee-slapper. It's anti-humor, see? The joke is that there is no joke. You and the author both want to hear a joke, but neither of you has one to tell. It's unexpected and pointless. It's like waiting for a punchline that never comes. Get it now, smart guy?