If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
I love big hot sexy men.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
#takemebacksophie
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
She really wanted a boner.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
