Desire jokes
I love big hot sexy men.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?