Desire jokes

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he/she wanted to be wanted!

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

I love big hot sexy men.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

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