I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Desire Jokes
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
I love big hot sexy men.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
#takemebacksophie
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
