Desire jokes

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he/she wanted to be wanted!

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

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