Depression jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
You're a good soldier Choosing your battles Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and back in the saddle You're on the front line Everyone's watching You know it's serious we're getting closer, this isn't over The pressure is on You feel it But you've got it all Believe it When you fall get up oh oh And if you fall get up oh oh Tsamina mina zangalewa 'Cause this is Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Listen to your God This is our motto Your time to shine don't wait in line y vamos por todo People are raising Their expectations Go on and feed them this is your moment no hesitations Today's your day I feel it You paved the way Believe it If you get down get up oh oh When you get down get up eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa aa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Ame la mejole biggi biggi mubbo wa A to Z Asi tsu zala makyuni biggi biggi mubbo from East to West Asi waga waga ma eh eh waga waga ma eh eh Tendency suna tsibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa Africa) Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a This time for Africa This time for Africa We're all Africa We're all Africa
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.