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Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...

Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

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Listen up, you uncultured swine. You're so dumb you probably think the Earth is flat. This joke is about how depression is like an evil employee who takes over your brain and ruins your life. The person in the joke is interviewing "Depression", not knowing how bad it is, and hires him for Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts, which leads to their doom. It's like hiring a wolf to guard your sheep. You get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?

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