9mm jokes
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.
Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.