Depression jokes
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.