"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Joke.
Kill yourself!
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
you.
your mom
My life.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
