Depression jokes
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Me.
How do you poop?
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Joke.
Kill yourself!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
you.
your mom
My life.