Life is Disappointing Chocolates

This is a play on the famous line from the movie Forrest Gump. The original quote says that life is like a box of chocolates, “you never know what you're gonna get,” but this joke flips it by saying that whatever you get, it will be disappointing. The joke uses the analogy of chocolates to express a pessimistic view of life, with the expectation of disappointment.

• Life
• Box
• Depression
• Chocolate
• Candy
• Expectation

• Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate. Disappointing.
• Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
• Life is like a bag of jellybeans. Nobody likes the black ones.
• I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.