A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers.”
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when you think you're getting a pony for your birthday, but it turns out it's just a pile of horse manure. The woman thinks she's preggers, but the doc drops the bomb that she's got bowel cancer. It's funny because it's so unexpected and dark, kinda like your chances of winning the lottery – slim to none, pal.
