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Food Metaphors

    • If you were a food, what would you be?

    Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

    Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

    Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

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    • Explanation

    • The joke plays on the common 'what food would you be' question. The first two friends give answers that reflect positive traits. But 'Me' uses a donut to express a feeling of emptiness inside. This creates a dark and self-deprecating humor, contrasting the lighter tone of the other responses.

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    • Comments (28)

    • Become a jelly donut

    Ahhhhh, the pain is even more intrusive if you actually have the strength to live.

    I feel you man.

    Ya and a big hole in the middle

    that's a vine by Gabbie Hanna 😂

    toy because i wanna choke babies

    I don't have friends

    I’m a fruitcake cause I’m fruity and nutty

    saaaaaaaaame i have that seens i was 4

    my classmate used this joke lol

    Sometimes I feel empty...

    IM ABOUT TO USE IT IN CLASS

    @gggggg I have no clue about what you are referencing there.

    ME- Im a piece of rice. empty on the inside and the outside.

    omg sameeeeee im empty btw what reasons do we have to live?

    Felt that!

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    im hungry

    #donut

    I would've "a boiled egg because im dead inside" but this works too lol

    Glad Oscar

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