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If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

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The joke plays on the common 'what food would you be' question. The first two friends give answers that reflect positive traits. But 'Me' uses a donut to express a feeling of emptiness inside. This creates a dark and self-deprecating humor, contrasting the lighter tone of the other responses.

Comments (28)

Become a jelly donut

Ahhhhh, the pain is even more intrusive if you actually have the strength to live.

I feel you man.

Ya and a big hole in the middle

that's a vine by Gabbie Hanna 😂

toy because i wanna choke babies

I don't have friends

I’m a fruitcake cause I’m fruity and nutty

saaaaaaaaame i have that seens i was 4

my classmate used this joke lol

Sometimes I feel empty...

IM ABOUT TO USE IT IN CLASS

@gggggg I have no clue about what you are referencing there.

ME- Im a piece of rice. empty on the inside and the outside.

omg sameeeeee im empty btw what reasons do we have to live?

Felt that!

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im hungry

#donut

I would've "a boiled egg because im dead inside" but this works too lol