Depression jokes
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Me.
How do you poop?
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Joke.
Kill yourself!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
you.
your mom
My life.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.