Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new?
Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm!
Me: Well what are your skills?
Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know...
Me: What are you trying out for?
Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts.
Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job...
Me: How did you know about us?
Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends!
Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos)
Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job!
Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]