Death jokes
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Memes
This explains a lot
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
I ate my mom.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.