Death jokes
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Man dies.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Memes
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
I ate my mom.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.