Death jokes
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.