Death jokes
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Memes
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!