Diana jokes
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.