Diana

Diana Jokes

Princess Diana

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

Wall

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Princess Diana

    Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

    To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

    Queen

    What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

    Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

    Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

    Driver

    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

    Tiger Woods had a good driver.

    Princess Diana

    What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

    What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

    World hunger

    What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

    Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

    Dandruff

    Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

    Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

    Halo

    When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

    Death

    Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

    How do you think Princess Diana died?

    ...Too soon?

    Dandruff

    How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

    Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

    Carnival

    Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

    Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

    Death

    What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

    The sound when they hit the windshield.