Diana jokes
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.