Diana jokes
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.