Diana

Diana Jokes

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.