Diana jokes
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.