How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
why did princess diana cross the road?- cause she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff...
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind
The steering wheel
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are the wall.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.