How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
