How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
