Lambo

Lambo jokes

Boner

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

Object

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

Basement

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

Angel

Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."

The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.

The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.

The third lady says, "I never had a husband."

The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."

They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.

The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."

"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"

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  • Afghanistan

    Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.

    Mom

    Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

    1. A Lambo

    2. A House

    3. UR MOM

    Baby

    What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

    I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.

    Community

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