Lambo jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."

The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.

The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.

The third lady says, "I never had a husband."

The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."

They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.

The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."

"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"

Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

1. A Lambo

2. A House

3. UR MOM

What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.

What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."

The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."

The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.