Death jokes
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" πππππ€£
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home ππ
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
My grandfather told me Iβm too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
I ate my mom.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.