I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Little Johnny died.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Penis, neck, rope?
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
