Death jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Memes
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.