Death jokes
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Memes
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.