What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Iron Man dies.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
