Penguin's Unusual Breathing

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this penguin, right? But instead of breathing with his beak like a normal bird, he's using his butt. Now, if you know anything about penguins, it's that they sit on the ice a lot. So, when this penguin sits down, he suffocates himself because, well, his butt is his breathing hole. It's funny 'cause it's stupid, just like you probably didn't understand it at first.