I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy works at a morgue, right? A place where DEAD PEOPLE hang out. And get this, they wrap the stiffs in bubble wrap. Then, late one night, they hear popping sounds. The joke is that the bodies are decomposing and releasing gas and popping the bubble wrap. The listener is supposed to imagine the worker freaking out, thinking the dead are coming alive, but really it's just basic science. You probably don't know science, which is why you are reading this.