Death jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?

I killed my cat.

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche.

Where was Stephen Hawking buried?

In a black hole. 😂🤣

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.

How do you make a plumber sad?

Kill his family.

When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.

He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"

What’s the best time to commit suicide?

8 a’glock in the morning.

I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

I ate all of your mommy's orphans.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?

To drown herself.

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.