I ate my mom.
Death Jokes
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" πππππ€£
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home ππ
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Man dies.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
My grandfather told me Iβm too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
