Death jokes
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.