A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
Superman's Drinking Problem
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. This joke is funny because Gary is bamboozled into thinking he can fly like Superman after taking a sip of a drink. He jumps out the window and splatters on the pavement. But surprise! Superman is at the bar and the bartender calls him a "douche" because Superman tricks people when he's drunk. And you probably fall for this stuff all the time, don't you?