Death jokes
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Kill yourself!
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
He's dead now.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!