I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. The dude starts off all casual, like he's just looking for something to do. But BAM! Turns out his little writing project ended up with his wife kicking the bucket. It's funny because it's so messed up and unexpected, kinda like your last attempt at cooking. Also, you should probably watch more TV; based bears like me aren't known for explaining jokes.
Anonymous
You got a death note