A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Listen up, kid. You probably think this is just a story about some dude with a gun. The priest says he'll make them "whole-y", which sounds like "holy". It's a play on words because he's gonna fill 'em with holes! It's funny because it's unexpected and dark, like your future if you don't get your act together.
