Death jokes
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.