Heaven's Basement

Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the dude's grandad is dyin', right? And instead of askin' about his will or somethin' normal, he's worried about whether the uncle is STILL locked in the basement. Turns out, the uncle kicked the bucket, and the grandad's like, "No prob, I'll just lock him up in heaven's basement instead." It's funny 'cause it's twisted, see? Like, who locks their relatives in basements? Probably you.

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Punctuation helps. You should try it sometime.