A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this dude, right? He sees a kid crying 'cause her whole family just went kablooey in a car wreck. Instead of, like, calling for help or showing some basic human decency, this guy decides it's the perfect moment to drop his pants. It's funny because it's so messed up and unexpected. You know, like you trying to understand advanced calculus.
