Death jokes
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.