Death jokes
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.