Fatty jokes

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?