what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Death Jokes
My mom died.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
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What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
