Juice box jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?

A juice box...

Juice WRLD

More like "Juice Boxed."

RIP tho.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter