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Grandpa's Last Words

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"

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Okay, Jared, listen up. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, I can see that. The joke is funny because it's playing on the idea of what someone might say as their last words. Usually, you'd expect something profound or meaningful, but instead, his grandpa's last words were about turning off the lawn mower. It's unexpected and morbidly funny, because it implies the lawn mower was more important than the fact that he was, well, dying.

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UHHHHHHHHHH guy do you have to be mean about it? He was just making a joke! so shut up shit face and I mean that to u UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH guy!

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .