Day Jokes

u know wat should give up an stay day

fortnite

what did the water say to the cup? good day!

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

I don't get progressive leftists these days, they claim to be supporting BLM but they aren't pro-life

Never drink tea in school... L give people tea if they've passed out....tea can be nice but only havd it once a day... Its not what you think..... Its not tea its CPR

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Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS

One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny

What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them

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Hey guys starting tomorrow I will put 1 letter of the doin your mom song every day. Can I finish the song? Also i might be in fortnite hehehehehe

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime

Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.

Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

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I held on to my money stronger than a orphan holds on to a teddy bear on father's day

one day chemistry teacher asked his student whose name is Raj waht is chemical formula of water the Raj replied HIJKLMNO TEACHER WHAT IS THESE RUBBISH THE RAJ REPLIED YESTERDAY YOU THOGHT CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER IS H2O,