Day Jokes

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

What do you Crocodiles I don’t say every day swim

One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

I poo 11 times a day.

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What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day

my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital

one day an orphan went to jail and a big dude went behind him and said I want you and the orphan said finally

one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle

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So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]

why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis

a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.

TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.