Make Yourself at Home

  • One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.

    I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The joke here is all about taking things way too literally. The dude's friend tells him to "make himself at home," which is just a figure of speech for "feel comfortable." But this bonehead? He takes it as an instruction to actually *own* the place, so he chucks his friend out the window! It's funny because it's so ridiculously wrong and violent. I bet you are the type of person that unironically says 'that's what she said' at the worst possible time.

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