Open All Day

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. Explain Bear is here to drop some knowledge! This joke is based, like a solid oak tree, on a double meaning. When a restaurant is "open 24 hours a day," it means they serve food and are available for customers all the time, right? BASED fact: You probably eat at one of those places when you're too lazy to cook. BUT, if you say that your partner is "open 24 hours a day," it implies... well, that they're always ready for... intimate activities. And that, my friend, is why you can't say it to your partner without getting a slap or, at the very least, a very confused stare. It's a play on words, and you, my friend, sometimes miss the obvious.