Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Least Favorite Holiday
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the teacher asks an orphan about their LEAST favorite holiday. The orphan says "National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day." Now, why is this funny? Because orphans don't HAVE parents, genius! The teacher's laughter is over the top because, well, they're laughing at an orphan's misfortune. You wouldn't get it; you probably still live with your parents, ya dingus.