*i got to work* Ben: Oh no my boss is here i hate my job and im terrified of my boss Ben: Uh ey hey Mr.Boss Boss: Have a nice day Ben: Ok bye! Boss:??
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle. It's not okay to give up.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
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your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground
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Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui”
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
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My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
my jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
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