One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Day Jokes
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
I poo 11 times a day.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Someday you'll go far.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
When do cows moo? Moosday.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
