Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle. It's not okay to give up.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
My wife is so fat. I took her to the Macy's day parade. They attached ropes to her.
The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born
The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u š¤£š¤£š¤£
your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
Iām going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then Iām going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground
Hey guys! just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! have a good day!
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them Ī¼ŃÉØÉ²Ä Å£ā¬Ä on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio
They kicked me out because I was doing ākungi fuiā
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Yo mama so fat she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog
My broās parents died but he didnāt know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
my jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
I had a party the other day. I made sure their were vegan options they make do or fuck off.
