Recycled Sister

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that this guy's sister is missing because he "recycled" her. Get it? Recycling turns trash into new stuff, and this dude thinks his sister is trash to be recycled into a bottle. People didn't really do this stuff.

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