I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
The Only Dog at the Zoo
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about wordplay. See, the dude went to the zoo and found only one dog, which was a shih tzu. But "shih tzu" sounds like "sh*t zoo." Get it? No? Figures. You probably think a balanced diet is a beer in each hand.