One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
why do orphans only have 354 days?
cause they are missing mothers and fathers day
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with "the bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive I do"
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I donât have a costume so please donât reprimand... When I open up the door, Iâve got my penis in my hand.
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
Hey Guys I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night, day.
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day Give a man a poisoned potato, hell be full for the rest of his life.
what does an orphan do on school parents day :nothing
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
The other day my Girlfriend asked me to hand her, the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
